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theofficialariel:

All I have going for me is sarcasm, resting bitch face, huge thighs, and really good eyebrows. 

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cartel:

larrycoincidences:

do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it’s 4pm and you’ve achieved literally nothing 

(Source: liloury)

Posted 2 weeks ago

jasperislington:

The year was 3 PCD (Post Corgi Destruction).

The beast surveyed the wasteland before him.  The carnage was impressive; dramatic, total, frighting.  The remains of the pack of boxes unlucky enough to cross his path were strewn about as far as one could see. 

He lay Sphinx like, draped across the lifeless form of the largest box, their leader, his domination absolute.

This is the way all Sundays should be.

Posted 2 weeks ago
4gifs:

The cat ate my homework

Oh, good. It’s not just my cat!
Shiva has a box she has shredded…

4gifs:

The cat ate my homework

Oh, good. It’s not just my cat!

Shiva has a box she has shredded…

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