Posted 5 hours ago
Every time Scott asks if I wanna do something, there’s this little voice in my head that whines, “But that means I have to put on paaaaaants.”:
I love living alone.
Posted 4 weeks ago
I keep having to remind myself that it’s the lionesses that do the hunting and killing and get their faces soaked in blood I mean is there a more badass animal
There’s a reason male Leo’s are traditionally terrified of their female counterparts, a bold as they can be.my favourite thing about lionesses is that there are certain branches of them that grow manes because they are so bad ass
My favorite thing about them is that they actually choose who they want for the head of the herd.
how the fuck can you not reblog this
Posted 4 weeks ago
so i called the nearby starbucks to see if they were open because my dad wasn’t sure and wanted me to ask so i asked them in gollum’s voice “HELLO IS PRECIOUS OPEN TODAY?”
and the guy on the other line replied with “YES PRECIOUS IS OPEN TODAY UNTIL 3 MY PRECIOUS YESSSSSSSS”
I FUCKING FLIPPED OUT AND I WAS LAUGHING AND SOBBING
AND THE GUY ON THE OTHER LINE ASKED “IS PRECIOUS OKAY”
I HOPE YOU MARRIED HIM
(Source: harryjasperkennedy)
Hannah.21.
Christian.
Accounting Major.
Bank Teller.
Musician/Singer.
Geek.
Taken. <3
I post what I want, when I want. :)
Follow me on twitter.
Happiness Blog <3
